Fake ID Locator?
muh nigga wat location do you get fake ids i need 2 be 18 and im 17 if u would let me no i would appreciaite it. - Miiz.tReCii
what's crackin playa? i'm sorry it took me so long to get back to ya on this but wifey cooked some mean ass shimp & garlic + i needed to sit on down, smoke a nice phatty, and think for a minute about yo question. now, i could send ya over to Bootsie off Edgewood & Avenue B on tha northside of Duval County but... nigga, how i 'sposed to know where you at??! i mean, even if you went to see this cat and he snatched you up, ass raped ya and sent ya home tellin ya not to tell yo mommy then yo parents would be filing lawsuits, suin a nigga cuz yo dumb ass got a fake ID referral from "that nigga online"... i mean, i knew dat nigga Bootsie after i was already grown and i hear he like'em young and tender like yo ass... so, i aint neva had dat kinda experience with da nigga but i bet you'd want me to come off some cheese if he got yo ass, now wouldn't ya?
you know what? i need to start a MySpace page or some shit and sell "fake ids". nah, you couldn't actually USE the shit and expect for somebody in they right mind to let yo ass in someplace... it was just be a plain ass, white laminated card with the words "FAKE ID" and a pic spot for you to glue yo photo on... any pic you want. i bet these young fuckers online would be runnin and orderin' that shit, not realizin' they $20 went to the paypal account for "that nigga online" and he withdrew the $20,000 he collected in 1 day from yo young, dumb ass and is currently sittin' on a beach in Southwest Thailand smokin a blunt fatter than yo mama's wasteline.
ONE YEAR?? you can't wait 52 weeks (probably less by now) to be legit and use yo own shit? these mafuckas today lookin' for shortcuts to the shortcuts. hell, if you 17 years old, 9 times outta 10, you flip yo REAL id at a club and niggas aint gonna give a shit, then let ya in anyhow. if you don't go in, they can't take all the money you gonna be spendin' on bitches who aint gonna give yo ass no pussy. go locate a bigger set of balls, fall into the club and give it a try before you find yoself doin 10-20 for committing a felony and you can believe you will have NO problem gettin' some action up in there.
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