T-Dubb Weighs In….
I'm sorta with Q'on on this one but what I wanna know is why the fuck you needa fake ID? I mean if it's to get in the 18 and over clubs cool but how you gonna holla a a bitch if your pockets are empty and you rode the bus to the club? And if they just want hard dick and a phone call the next day then you cool. But most of age bitches want more then that unless of course you looking at them 40+ Cougars but let's get back to the main question How do you get a fake id.
If you're 17 I'm still guessing you in school , and that's where I'd start first I'd make friends with that Mexican girl with the big tits and fat ass that all the niggas look at but can't holla at her because she's in them ESL(English as a second language ) classes all day. More then likely if that bitch is your age and still can't speak English she's an FOB not fresh off the boat but fresh over the border you know her dad works in front of the Home Depot and moms cleans houses. Anyway start game that bitch and offer to give her some free English lessons if she takes you to the spot where her family became "legal" 
. This is probably the best way to go about it as you may get a new ID and some ass out of it . just don't marry the bitch.
Another suggestion would be to fuck goin the State ID route and just get a college ID. That shit is simple enough, just make some friends at your local college and find out who you need to talk to to get a student ID most clubs around major unis let you in on that alone. - That Corporate Nigga, T-Dubb
May 31st, 2011 - 12:06
Yo yo yo… yo… All you gotta do is get your ass on da intaweb and buy a fake ID maka. And den use photoshop and make an ID. or You can go down to da bronx where i get my fake IDS. but be careful or da fucken NYPD will get ya. Dey got me and locked me up good. Fuck da police.