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Michael Vick and Other Shit

why must people insist on talkin' to me when i'm blazed? the whole point of getting blazed is to relax and focus on "letting it go". so, i am now starting a brand new rule: if i just had a smoke session, your "serious shit" convo is gonna have to be re-scheduled to 3 hours later in the day...if i commense another session before that 3 hours has passed...you gonna have to accept an additional delay of 3 hours. as fucked up as this past week was, we might not get into any serious shit all weekend. the Weed Smoker's Click is now officially the new club name, if you down, then read this shit daily for a few words from your founder.

i know have delusions of becoming the biggest weed dealer in this country cuz these fools don't know how to grow the good shit. i 'allgedly' sold better weed than this out of my freshman dorm. its not an impossible thing ya know. the police are more crooked than the niggas runnin' shit in washington so you know money does all the talkin' here. these cats and NEVA chased nobody over here. i been here 4 years and i aint NEVA seen one of their policemen run. get caught speedin? just drop dat nigga the equivalent of 3US dollars, you and yo lead foot are on yo way in 5 mins or less, no questions asked.

since i'm talkin' about miscellanous shit today, lemme go ahead and talk about Michael Vick. i'm sure you've heard everything from A-Z regarding this misguided, poorly educated, super nigga. why do i call him a Super Nigga? cuz he's gonna get treated almost like a white dude if he was in the same spot. the bullets that normally would kill, bounce off and he'll keep on runnin', entertainin' and gettin' paid. what makes him the DUMBEST super nigga EVER is that he is already rich beyond his wildest dreams but went the "thug" route. i know how niggas be into pit bulls and stupid shit but me? if i was the highest paid balla' in the NFL, the closest i'd get to illegal activity is cuttin' them ugly tags off my pillow cases. sure, i'd be bangin' white bitches left and right (with the window curtains open, hidden cameras on AND a successful vasectomy) but i'd be clean as my freshly shaved nutsack (yes, i shave my pubic area.. it makes my already enormous penis look even larger). dumb niggas gonna keep doin dumb shit no matter how much money you give'em so don't be surprised when the next one is caught doin' some off the wall shit. - Q'on

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