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Crazy Bitches & Babies Don’t Mix

why haven't Jermaine and Janet had a baby yet? if you was hittin' dat, wouldn't you have knocked that up by now? - Maurice

first, why do you give a shit? i don't. but hey, since you asked and you lookin for answers, that's what i'm here for. would i have dropped a load up in janet? hell yeah... i loves me some crazy bitches. the more insane she is, the better the pussy gonna be. would i have impregnated her? another resounding HELL NO. fuck a infamous, hot, horny, beautiful, porn-lovin', cock-suckin', baby's mama.  don't get it twisted, janet is STILL fine despite all the tabloid bullshit...if you got a DICK you'd be lyin' when yo wife asks you, 'would you fuck Janet Jackson?' and you WILL lie if you wanna live. fuckin' one is plenty but havin' a baby with one? thas a recipe for disaster bruh! You think a chick's attitude is bad when she's bleedin' every month don't ya? dat aint got SHIT on a chick whose worst pain she will feel EVER IN LIFE is associated with YO sorry ass.

note that havin' a baby means you will be attached to the chick who has the baby for as long as that child has life and emotionally, attached FOREVER! so...while you slow niggas thinkin' that 'knockin' up janet' would be the ultimate rush, Mr Dupri understands the situation. he's had the ghetto hoochies with child support claims and hookers screamin' 'bout "it's YO baby!". he also understands that Janet - though somewhat estranged - is still very much a part of the most emotionally unstable celebrity family in the country. them jacksons aint firin' on all cylinders, boo and we all know it. his fortune does NOT need to be mixed up in her mess. fuck that. don't get me wrong, you might occasionally find a diamond in the rough that turns out to be somewhat sane. i guarantee you can find yoself a nice, average lookin' chick who aint lost they damn mind. does Janet even cook? we know she's a repressed whore which is great for Jermaine but horrible for world wild whoremongers like myself. what makes her seem like a good candidate for sperm donation other than the common knowledge she sucks dick like a crack fiend smokes found rocks? the point? stop makin' ugly babies...think before ya smash!

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