Time to Talk About Britney…
Do you think Britney Spears' career is over? she really blew it on the VMA's. - Quentin
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dis lazy, manufactured, no talent, previously confused teen, turned into a dysfunctonal adult aint nothin' new. it just so happens dis lil hooker was every white man's dream until she hooked up with yo boy, Kevin Federline. dat no good, white trash, donny wahlberg wanna-be brought all dat pre-programmed, genetically ghetto shit up outta her. she was a young, blonde, beautiful, fine little specimen with a phat lil rump and america wanted to see her shake dat ass. i mean, dis shit wasn't 'bout how good she sounded when she sang. we all know the nigga that made her voice sound velvet is laid back, suckin' on big, fake titties, drinkin' bottomless Alize and clockin' some serious figures after all the albums them little horny teenage boys and old freaks bought up.
now, she's bein' real, yo fantasy is ruined, she's a shameless whore and now ya hate da bitch. but me? naw man...i LOVE'em just like 'dat. these fools talkin' 'bout she fat. she tired and her moves ain't shit but she ain't fat bruh. you can best believe i would pay twenty dollars or so to knock dat off.... hell, i'll go as steep as a couple bills to lay da pipe on her ass. ya know she's an absolute BEAST between da sheets. thas how she keep gettin' these fools caught up.... hell, next thang ya know, she gonna have P-Diddy's baby and deez keebler's gonna find a way to disown her ass. they gonna find some shit about how her grandmama had a baby from dis black dude but nobody knows dat nigga's name. they gonna make up some shit 'bout how some mexican slipped the dick in her grandma sideways and they gonna give her ass to the colored folks. fuck dat, y'all keep ya bitch but i have no problems with y'all sendin' her over for a private dance.
but to answer yo question, no... her career ain't over. look at da shit they sent Madonna thru... this braud might suprise y'all fools. Britney Spears is my people as long as there's a fraction of a posssiblity dat i'll get up in dem drawls. - Qon
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Ask A Nigga’s Afrodisiac
damn its been a whole week since i wrote somethin' on dis bitch. a nigga been busy offline, bro. my weed ran out for a couple of days so that killed all my motivation. i aint writin SHIT without the inspiration, baby. my new batch finally came in on friday and dis shit is sticky! y'all know what a nigga talkin' bout! well, maybe some of y'all lame ass keeblers* who aint on da HOT shit don't feel me but, fuck it.... maybe you'll feel what i'm takin' about today.
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so, i'm layin' next to my girl and i smell her hair (yes, da shit is real.... i don't fuck wit' dat weave shit, so all you weave wearin' hoes can suck my ass).... so i'm smellin' my girl's hair and i realized somethin': the smell of baser beer makes me horny. that's right, Olde English 800... 8-Ball... OE... the smell of that cheap, ghetto, nigga-killin' beer gives me a rock. i mean, not that my girl's hair smell like baser beer, well... that night it did... but, normally it don't. i wondered what made dis shit gimme a 9-iron in my drawls, so i thought back and it hit me:
i lost my virginity to a crack head named Poochie. i didn't KNOW she was a crack head... at first. she was slim, had a cute face and dem titties... jeeeeezus christ dem titties. i never saw titties like dat in my life! i mean, i was only 16 and the only place i seen titties was "Emmanuel - Not Rated X" movies late night on Cinemax. i knocked that shit OUT for like... 6 minutes - the first 2 minutes were spent fuckin' wit' dat wack ass condom, which probably was a good idea lookin' back but hittin' it raw is always kinda hot. she always smelled like OE 800 doh. maybe she had JUST FINISHED hittin' da pipe every time i hooked up wit' her. is dat what crack smells like? What da fuck? i didn't have to pay for da pussy but maybe if i did, it woulda tipped me off. a nigga was kinda "brand new"...."green" back then.
she took me to her house and it seemed kinda stange that there was always like 2 or 3 niggas sittin around in da corners in her front room. the lights was always dim and i actually tapped dat ass in her room while her mom was always askin "what's da password?" every time her "cousins" rang da doorbell. so yeah, the moral of the story is... don't smoke crack or your hair will smell like 8-Ball... if you're a female, with big tits, cute face, small waist, fat ass and you smoke crack or are a heavy OE-800 drinker, email a nigga yo number and i'll hit ya up when i'm in town. i'm addicted to booty crack.... da story aint over so stay tuned for da conclusion. - Qon
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These Motherfuckers are BAD.
why do people feel so sorry for kids these days? some of these little motherfuckers are just BAD... i mean, just fucked up kids. aint a damn thang, Mary & Bobby coulda done to stop that lil motherfucker Dillon and his friend from flippin' out on they whole school class. maybe it was THAT little bastard that was playin' with yo kid's wee-wee at confession but he FORCED yo kid to say it was Father Peterson. maybe ya kid's a weed head even after ya sent'em to the 'right' schools and made him wear clean drawls and shave his nutsack before getting on the short bus on da way school?
or maybe somebody need to start whippin' ass again. i hate to be the one to make this suggestion cuz lawd knows i've received some ass whoopin's that would be classified as attempted murder today. some of these lil niggas today aint never HEARD of a switch! what da fuck? you don't know what a SWITCH IS??? nigga you must've been raised by raccoons or somethin' fool! even country white folks know 'bout a damn switch. oh yeah, white folks been whippin' ass waaaaaaaay longer than black folks have. awe, they got dat shit DOWN, nigga... so don't let them white niggas fool yo ass, they get some straightenin' - ask Ted Nugent. who the fuck wants this fool to be they daddy? he'll jump out da car on his kids, pull one of dem lil niggas out and insert his foot in they ass in the middle of 5 o'clock traffic (i mean... thats what he seem like to me).
people feel bad for kids and think they're 'weak' cuz they forgot where they came from... when i was a kid, i was a SLICK lil maphucka (at least I thought i was). i knew what sex was all about by the time i was 10. i mean, i didn't wanna fuck nobody, i just wanted to see some titties (thas a whole 'nother story i'll save for next week). sex don't ruin kids people... it's how we make the kids, its natural and TAKING a life is not associated with sex (in most cases). these kids are livin' in a whole new generation, they're advancing and evolving faster than we can even make adjustments to adapt. sure, they need guidance, our attention, our concern and our protection TO AN EXTENT. at the same time, just be smart parents, stop askin' da government & television to do yo damn jobs and i they'll be a-ight. damn, a nigga got a little....sentimental... is that a tear? oh oh oh hell nah! this chronic smoke was hittin' nigga in the eye stronga than a bitch. sweeeeeet.
got questions? problems in yo life? hit up da 1 & only... AskANigga.com - Qon
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Whores Are Wonderful!
i met this girl and i like her but i just found out she's a stripper. she hot and all but i dont wanna get caught up with no ho. who knows how many dicks this girl seen man. she cool but damn, i dunno if i want that kinda bitch. what you think? - craig
sorry, i haven't posted in a minute but i had to handle some personal biz. i got like 5 thangs goin' on at once: i'm tryin' to sell rubies and sapphires on the black market, sellin' baskets handmade by the asian niggas in my sweatshops and i'm slangin' porn like mcdonald's is slangin' hamburgers - what can i say? i'm a multi-faceted nigga. to your question: i'm 'bout to piss off a lotta females out there so i hope i aint jammin' up my pussy streams... but i'm gonna give ya the real. EVERY chick on this planet - in one way or another - is a hooker. the problem is that the word (and all other synonyms of it) has a negative connotation in most societies. but since i'm an unusual nigga, i think whores are GREAT. if i call a bitch ho, hooker, slut, whore, easy, or cheap.... i consider that a compliment.
i like realness. fakeness irritates the shit outta me so.... truth is my thing. i know the truth is the LAST thing most cats wanna hear - especially females. you ask most mafuckas, "do you prefer the truth or a lie?", most people will say "the truth!" but that - in itself - is a mafuckin' lie. when you tell a bitch the TRUTH... 99.9% of the time, it will upset her. "Do i look fat in this dress?" .."Am i the best you've ever had?".."Did you fuck her?"... you know what the truth will get ya? fucked up is where it gets ya. a hooker is nothin' but raw honesty. when you see a braud and you wanna fuck her (note, i did NOT say 'marry her or be her man'), what do you have to do? go up and say that shit? hell no... ya gotta play the game. but with a whore? you say what you want, she says what SHE wants, y'all trade, its a wrap, no obligations and phone calls at 2am askin, "where are you?".
think about this...most women expect their man to "provide" for them.. they just want the shit indirectly so it makes them feel good... makes'em feel....'clean'. but what does it all boil down to for the man? cash. its all about makin' that paper, and payin' for her loyalty. if you don't pay, you can bet she gonna find some other nigga who WILL. sure, you didn't put money in her HANDS to get the ass, but you bought those rims, you're wearin' the current hot hip hop styles, you spend time on the mind games, you bought the meals at expensive restaurants... all expenses you incurred to gain access to MORE ASS. think of it like this..... when you pay a whore, you ain't payin' her for ass, you payin' her to get the FUCK out....for the freedom and lack of obligations that come with this simple, honest transaction. NO ASS IS FREE my friends, its either cash or your valuable time and sanity. i'll take the cash route.
so, i'm really just sayin' that all women are the same bro. whether her camel toe has seen 2 or 150 cocks, either is just as good and just as clean (actually, in my opinion [imo], the more cocks its seen, the better the sex will be). if you like her, let her be a good stripper and bring back one of her stripper friends and let her WATCH YOU HIT IT. now your fantasies have come true, you can die and live in happiness and not worry about what your parents and friends will think about your 'ho'-ish girlfriend.
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