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damn its been a whole week since i wrote somethin' on dis bitch. a nigga been busy offline, bro. my weed ran out for a couple of days so that killed all my motivation. i aint writin SHIT without the inspiration, baby. my new batch finally came in on friday and dis shit is sticky! y'all know what a nigga talkin' bout! well, maybe some of y'all lame ass keeblers* who aint on da HOT shit don't feel me but, fuck it.... maybe you'll feel what i'm takin' about today.

so, i'm layin' next to my girl and i smell her hair (yes, da shit is real.... i don't fuck wit' dat weave shit, so all you weave wearin' hoes can suck my ass).... so i'm smellin' my girl's hair and i realized somethin': the smell of baser beer makes me horny. that's right, Olde English 800... 8-Ball... OE... the smell of that cheap, ghetto, nigga-killin' beer gives me a rock. i mean, not that my girl's hair smell like baser beer, well... that night it did... but, normally it don't. i wondered what made dis shit gimme a 9-iron in my drawls, so i thought back and it hit me:

i lost my virginity to a crack head named Poochie. i didn't KNOW she was a crack head... at first. she was slim, had a cute face and dem titties... jeeeeezus christ dem titties. i never saw titties like dat in my life! i mean, i was only 16 and the only place i seen titties was "Emmanuel - Not Rated X" movies late night on Cinemax. i knocked that shit OUT for like... 6 minutes - the first 2 minutes were spent fuckin' wit' dat wack ass condom, which probably was a good idea lookin' back but hittin' it raw is always kinda hot. she always smelled like OE 800 doh. maybe she had JUST FINISHED hittin' da pipe every time i hooked up wit' her. is dat what crack smells like? What da fuck? i didn't have to pay for da pussy but maybe if i did, it woulda tipped me off. a nigga was kinda "brand new"...."green" back then.

she took me to her house and it seemed kinda stange that there was always like 2 or 3 niggas sittin around in da corners in her front room. the lights was always dim and i actually tapped dat ass in her room while her mom was always askin "what's da password?" every time her "cousins" rang da doorbell. so yeah, the moral of the story is... don't smoke crack or your hair will smell like 8-Ball... if you're a female, with big tits, cute face, small waist, fat ass and you smoke crack or are a heavy OE-800 drinker, email a nigga yo number and i'll hit ya up when i'm in town. i'm addicted to booty crack.... da story aint over so stay tuned for da conclusion. - Qon

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